On the lighter side…

It’s always good to have a laugh and I have Katherine to thank for this one…

I don’t know the source, it doesn’t belong to me but it’s very funny…….

50 Shades of Grey – the husband’s point of view

The missus bought a paperback
down Shepton Mallet way, 
I had a look inside her bag, 
T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. 

Well I just left her to it, 
And At ten I went to bed. 
An hour later she appeared; 
The sight filled me with dread…

In her left hand she held a rope, 
And in her right a whip! 
She threw them down on the floor, 
And then began to strip. 

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek; 
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well, 
She’s eighty four next week!! 

Watching Mabell bump and grind; 
Could not have been much grimmer. 
Things went from bad to worse,
She toppled off her Zimmer! 

She struggled up upon her feet; 
A couple minutes later, 
She put her teeth back in and said:
I am a dominater!! 

Now if you knew our Mabel, 
You’d see just why I spluttered, 
I’d spent two months in traction’ 
For the last complaint I’d uttered. 

She stood there nude, naked, 
Bent forward just a bit’
I went to hold her sensual like, 
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out, 
My god what had I done! 
She moaned and groaned then shouted out: 
”Step on the other one!” 

Well readers, I can’t tell no more, 
About what occurred that day. 
Suffice to say my jet black hair, 
Turned fifty shades of grey.

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Yes, FSOG is everywhere, even in bed stores… 😉

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Nicked these one off Facebook… funny! 😉

To the Italian readers, check out chapter 25! Thank you Paola 😀

12 thoughts on “On the lighter side…

  1. Audrey says:

    Im laughing so hard!!!! You almost put me to tears!! Ah thats funny!!! And my inlaws are here for dinner..probably think im losing it …. Lmao!!

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  2. Hazel (South Africa) says:

    ☺Mabel is a hoot☺!!!!

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  3. Moire says:

    Laughing so much I think I —- noooooooooooo!!!!!!!! 🙂

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  4. Sheila says:

    Now that was funny, thank you Monique. I never got anything free when I bought a new bed lol. The sex tape joke is too funny for words, thanks again for the chuckles.

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  5. John Summers says:

    Hi … author here …. see http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2013/mar/28/50-shades-pastiche-pam-ayres-el-james .. thanks for comments 🙂 !!

    John Summers
    Swansea,.Wales

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  6. DianeG says:

    Well Goddamn, just when I needed a good laugh. “She put her teeth back in and said: I’m a dominater! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: Step on the other one. Now THAT shit was funny! Thanks for sharing.

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  7. Jo Fergus says:

    My mum sent me that poem and I believe it may have been written by Pam Ayres

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