It’s always good to have a laugh and I have Katherine to thank for this one…
I don’t know the source, it doesn’t belong to me but it’s very funny…….
50 Shades of Grey – the husband’s point of view
The missus bought a paperback
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag,
T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Well I just left her to it,
And At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…
In her left hand she held a rope,
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well,
She’s eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabell bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things went from bad to worse,
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later,
She put her teeth back in and said:
I am a dominater!!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction’
For the last complaint I’d uttered.
She stood there nude, naked,
Bent forward just a bit’
I went to hold her sensual like,
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out,
My god what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
”Step on the other one!”
Well readers, I can’t tell no more,
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
Yes, FSOG is everywhere, even in bed stores… 😉
Nicked these one off Facebook… funny! 😉
To the Italian readers, check out chapter 25! Thank you Paola 😀